Original Halloween Caregiver By Day Witch By Night Shirtsssss

 The sad feeling of knowing that you will never experience the sensation of shiting magma still being able to smell the jalapenos in the bowl. A former roommate's friend anally raw dogged a Spanish prostitute and ended up with a burning sensation in the tip of his penis -turns out that a little piece of a jalapeno seed was lodged in his urethra. I feel like we know the same person. Unless this is a common thing that happens to men?

Buy it: Original Halloween Caregiver By Day Witch By Night Shirtsssss 

Men's T-Shirt front

Nhận xét

Đăng nhận xét

Bài đăng phổ biến từ blog này

There_s Nothing Coffee And Hiking Can_t Fix Bear Shirt

Hình ảnh
  Even if it did disappear in 40 years, if every person did this who walked through, the park would be nothing BUT people's carvings. These places see tens of thousands, sometimes hundreds of thousands of people walk through it every year. "Keep America Beautiful", should be a phrase etched in the minds of Americans. Too bad it's the name of a marketing organization.  I’m kind of a complete idiot so correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t it take thousands of years for rocks to change, not 40? ' What's your name ?' 'Nevermind' Hmm, if only there was a way to find out... Buy it:  There_s Nothing Coffee And Hiking Can_t Fix Bear Shirt
Đọc thêm

Original I Don’t Need Therapy I Just Need To Go To Germany Shirt

Hình ảnh
 I have a feeling he has some deeper issue and he was never going to accept any answer other than "he's not the father" because he's got it in his head now. I hope he gets the help he needs, and I hope you find peace in your future. Maybe that's it. Maybe he just liked the idea of not being the father and he wanted to just bail. Or maybe HE cheated and wanted her to also cheat so as to feel less guilty. Idk honestly, in any case, he sounds like too much to handle. Buy it:  Original I Don’t Need Therapy I Just Need To Go To Germany Shirt 
Đọc thêm

Perfect Sinterklaas It’s A Dutch Thing You Wouldn’t Understand Shirt

Hình ảnh
Is an accessory to your internet access device. I remember how unrestricted it all was. Because we literally hadn't conceived of all the fucking horrible ways to fuck each other over with it. It was like this big explosion of knowledge, and for a kid stuck between giving a shit about school and the world... the internet captivated me and so many of my friends into giving a shit. It's just disheartening to see so many of our parents and elders above having preached the 'gospel of knowledge and intelligence' and how important school was to equip ourselves and to be able to protect ourselves once we got into the real world. They saw the importance FOR US. Theys. BUY IT:  Perfect Sinterklaas It’s A Dutch Thing You Wouldn’t Understand Shirt
Đọc thêm