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 The sad feeling of knowing that you will never experience the sensation of shiting magma still being able to smell the jalapenos in the bowl. A former roommate's friend anally raw dogged a Spanish prostitute and ended up with a burning sensation in the tip of his penis -turns out that a little piece of a jalapeno seed was lodged in his urethra. I feel like we know the same person. Unless this is a common thing that happens to men?

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